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Guilty For the following charges: 
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1.) Riding the pole (12 Counts)
2.) Chants calling the nickname "Bigshow" (18 Counts)
3.) Not settling down to Monsurrrrrr Hall's liking (1 Count)
4.) As Richard Salter would put it, "Being fucking ignant!" (182 Counts)
5.) Humping (A lot of Counts)
"I was chastized by faculty for my ride during the one game when I was ejected." -Big Show
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The Sentence
1.) Perminant Suspension of all Fairview PIAA Boys Basketball Games
2.) 1 Infraction
3.) 2 Days Suspension from School
4.) Detention
"I do it for the players and the fans, I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks of me. The rail ride is good luck and I don't give a fuck what they do to me. I am the Show, I am a ledgend in the making."
HELP THE SHOW GO ON!
We must change this injustice. Cum in someone's eye if you have to. Do whatever it takes. Free the Bigshow!
-Post posters
-Make shirts
-Prostitution
-Ride poles
-For christ sake hump! Hump everything!
Say fuck yes for the Big Show!
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